{"id":555,"date":"2023-11-10T22:32:03","date_gmt":"2023-11-10T22:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dbo.prestatairewordpress.com\/?p=555"},"modified":"2023-12-03T14:19:25","modified_gmt":"2023-12-03T14:19:25","slug":"citations-humour-travail-en-equipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nexteo-interactive.com\/projets\/dbo\/citations-humour-travail-en-equipe\/","title":{"rendered":"12 citations d&rsquo;humour sur le travail en \u00e9quipe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui, nous sommes vendredi alors, nous vous proposons un petit article d\u00e9tente avant e partir en week-end. D\u00e9couvrez notre s\u00e9lection des meilleurs 20 citation d&rsquo;humour dans la th\u00e9matique management, efficacit\u00e9 collective <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">D\u00e9couvrez nos citations d&rsquo;humour sur la th\u00e9matique du \u00ab\u00a0travail en \u00e9quipe\u00a0\u00bb<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le management, c&rsquo;est comme jongler avec des chats. C&rsquo;est difficile, \u00e7a peut \u00eatre douloureux, mais parfois, c&rsquo;est la seule fa\u00e7on d&rsquo;obtenir des r\u00e9sultats.\u00a0\u00bb  <\/p>\n<cite>Anonyme<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le travail d&rsquo;\u00e9quipe, c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;art de partager la faute de mani\u00e8re \u00e9quitable.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Doug Smith<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le management, c&rsquo;est comme un GPS. Parfois, il vous envoie dans une rue sans issue, et vous devez faire demi-tour.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Brian Tracy<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0L&rsquo;\u00e9quipe la plus efficace est celle qui peut terminer une bo\u00eete de pizza ensemble.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Richard Branson<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Travailler en \u00e9quipe, c&rsquo;est comme assembler un puzzle. Parfois, il manque une pi\u00e8ce, et tout le monde s&rsquo;\u00e9vertue \u00e0 trouver le coupable.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Anonyme<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le secret d&rsquo;un bon management, c&rsquo;est de faire croire \u00e0 votre \u00e9quipe que c&rsquo;est elle qui prend les d\u00e9cisions importantes.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Robert S. McNamara<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Si le travail d&rsquo;\u00e9quipe \u00e9tait facile, cela s&rsquo;appellerait une sieste d&rsquo;\u00e9quipe.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Anonyme<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0L&rsquo;\u00e9quipe parfaite n&rsquo;existe pas, mais celle qui apporte des g\u00e2teaux le lundi matin s&rsquo;en rapproche.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Anonyme<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le management, c&rsquo;est un peu comme le caf\u00e9. Certains jours, il vous r\u00e9veille, d&rsquo;autres jours, il vous br\u00fble.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Bill Gates<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le bon travail d&rsquo;\u00e9quipe, c&rsquo;est quand chacun fait ce que je dis.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Boss Anonyme<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le management, c&rsquo;est donner des ailes \u00e0 ses employ\u00e9s, pas leur couper les plumes.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<cite> H. Jackson Brown Jr.<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u00ab L\u2019efficacit\u00e9 collective, c\u2019est quand une \u00e9quipe enti\u00e8re peut faire le travail d\u2019une seule personne qui est en vacances. \u00bb<\/p>\n<cite>Anonyme<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui, nous sommes vendredi alors, nous vous proposons un petit article d\u00e9tente avant e partir en week-end. 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